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A Little Bit of Update (Hong Kong/Macau/China)

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

Hello everybody, I know I haven’t posted in the longest time. I have been lazy/busy/travelling in the past months. Anyway, here it goes …

My long vacation started off with a trip to Hong Kong and China. In fact, it was pretty much the main theme of the whole vacation. This time, I visited many companies and manufacturing plants around Dongguan, Guangdong Province. I got to see the assembly of high-end speakers and audio components at GPE and that was really cool. I couldn’t get any picture because obviously GPE has NDAs with their clients and because my camera decided to break down under the heat right in my first week in China. So basically that also means no picture for the rest of the vacation. I saw the site for the new plants of our metalware die-casting business and a new branch office Macau. The most memorable part of my stan in China was a business/sight-seeing roadtrip with one of my uncles and his friends through the Eastern part of China (Dongguan –> Jiujiang –> Nanjing –> Yantai -(ferry)-> Dalian –> Dandong –> Qinhuangdao/Beidaihe –> Beijing –> Wuhan –> back to Dongguan). There are some pictures from that roadtrip but I have yet to get them from my uncle and his friends.

Jiujiang city is pretty well off, considering how inland it is. The best part of the city is built around a lake, where there are plenty of lightworks at night. You can find great food at low prices there, if you know where to look.

Nanjing used to be a national capital in ancient China. It hosts many attractions, including the Dr. Sun Yat-sen Mausoleum, the Ming Xiaoling Mausoleum, the Presidential Palace, and the now disused Purple Mountain Observatory; and is one of the best jade sculpture centres of China. There is also the first five-star hotel of China, the Jinling Hotel, at which we stayed.

Yantai isn’t very special. We only went there to catch the ferry anyway. So I’ll just skip ahead.

The area around Dalian has fresh air and decent sunshine because it is one of the least industrialised areas of China. We went to visit a weaponry history museum, which displays some of the least honorable facets of Chinese society. It’s not the warfare or propaganda aspects of it; after all, what country doesn’t wage war or use propaganda at some point in history? What ticked me off is the utter laziness and lack of sense for civil duty of some Chinese people. We came across some retired war planes and war vessels, which can be visited onboard at 5 RMB per person (which is not exactly cheap in the context of Chinese economy). I went onboard two of those and felt completely ripped off; the vessels are unmaintained and full of litter. Those museum keepers really should be ashamed of themselves. They charge 5 RMB per person yet didn’t do anything to keep these historical artifacts presentable. Fortunately the area had great seafood (particularly the abalones) to make the day less frustrating. There was also a museum of reptiles where they teach you many things about crocodiles and snakes. They have a huge indoor lake/river system where you can watch hundreds of snakes live. Of course, the less friendly, dangerous, or endangered species, like cobras, are isolated. Somehow in the middle of the large, beautiful park surrounding the museum, there is a gigantic cage with many different kinds of big and small birds, including peacocks and cranes. I joked with my new-made friend (the son of my uncle’s friend) that that must be the secret laboratory where they research new species of cross-infecting avian flu to use as biological weapon. =P

Dandong is a small city on the Chinese-North-Korean border. In fact, it is only separated from North Korea by the Yalu (a.k.a. Amrok) river, which is much narrower than the part of our Saint-Laurent river lying between the Montreal island and the South Shore. Yet, in summer, it can get so foggy that you can’t see through to the other side of the river, unless you take a walk onto one of the bridges and past the middle of it. One of the historical landmarks of Dandong is the broken bridge. It used to be a rather advanced bridge in the old days because the middle section of it could be rotated to leave an opening for large ships. The Eastern part of it was destroyed in a bombardment by American warplanes during the Korean War, and the rest is full of holes, either made by shrapnel or by armour-piercing rounds. Apparently the Chinese government left the broken bridge there on purpose to commemorate the war. I took a sight-seeing boat to see the shore of North Korea upclose. The contrast in landscape between the two shores of the river is quite interesting. On the side of Dandong, you would see many buildings that are over ten storeys high (some more colourful than others), big advertisement panels, lots of lightworks in the evening, and generally a great deal of business going on at the shore. On the North Korean side, you would see buildings that are at most three storeys high (generally unpainted and grey/yellowish due to weathering), no advertisement panel, no lightwork, and no business on the shore; instead, you would see a bunch of kids playing on the beach and soldiers elsewhere on the beach, with rifles in their hands, some of which smoking or slacking off. According to rumours, the kids and soldiers only come from “good families”, families deemed unlikely to defect from North Korea. Due to the multitude of ethnic groups there (Han Chinese, Manchu, and Korean), food variety is abundant in Dandong. Seafood is served raw and cooked; raw shrimps accompanied with kimchi is especially exotic and tongue-tingling. At night, some people roast corn ears and beef above open coal fire and the flavour is carried across the whole street. Because of this very diversity of food I had my share of misadventure (albeit funny) in Dandong, and that’s called acute gastroenteritis. I was sharing a room with my uncle the whole trip. That night in Dandong, my stomach decide to play really not nice. After my uncle had gone to bed, I was stuck in the washroom for over half an hour and I felt more and more sick. I managed to get out and tried to sleep again but couldn’t. My uncle woke up and asked me what’s the matter. I told him my stomach wasn’t feeling very well. My uncle didn’t think it was very serious so he went to sleep again. Then my stomach hurt so much that I decided to call the frontdesk to get a taxi to the nearest clinic or hospital. So I left the hotel room alone, while my uncle was still sleeping. I didn’t wake him up because I thought it would be quick. I left a message with the frontdesk anyway just in case. So I got to the hospital and everybody on nightshift at the emergency was sleeping because apparently no real emergency ever happens around the place. After about 10 minutes of waiting and paperwork, I finally got to see the doctor, who woke up with her hair and lab coat in a mess. She actually looked kinda cute like that. Then she said three times in Mandarin that I was wrong, with an interrogative look. I thought “what the heck? Does she mean I should have come to the hospital sooner?” After not getting an answer from me for a while, she finally asked me if I was a soldier and I bursted out laughing because at that point I finally understood what she meant earlier: she was asking if I were in the troops. The confusion was due to the fact that “不對的” (wrong) and “部隊的” (belonging to the troops) are both pronounced “bu dui de” in Mandarin. It was a military hospital so maybe soldiers get a discount. Anyway, 10 minutes later my uncle arrived in taxi and had an “lol” all over his face. He told me that he woke up in the hotel room and couldn’t find me, so he thought “oh shit. I lost my nephew.” and finally learned my whereabouts from the frontdesk.

We then started our trip back on a different route. The first checkpoint was Qinhuangdao (literally the Island of the Qin Emperor), which is apparently where the Qin Emperor sent off an expedition to the seas for the elixir of eternal life. There was also the Old Dragon Head, the Eastern end of the Ming Great Wall. The place features many tablets with poems by past emperors and political figures. The view on the open sea from high grounds is fantastic.

Then we stayed a night in Beijing. Unfortunately that’s when my uncle got a phonecall and had to hurry back to Dongguan to take care of some urgent business. So I didn’t have the chance to visit the Forbidden City, the Residence of Ji Xiao Lan, or the Old Summer Palace; but I did take a walk around the famous Tiananmen Square and the Wangfujing boulevard (”the boulevard with the well for the lords’ residences”), a shopping street that really shows off the lifestyle and prosperity of a great capital.

There is nothing of interest to write about the rest of the trip back to Dongguan.

Coming next: Trip to the U.S.

Solving grade 8 algebra… the Enterprise way

Thursday, June 1st, 2006

I have been tutoring grade 8 math for some time. And let me tell you that it is not easy. Doing grade 8 math is one thing, but tutoring/teaching it is a completely different story. The trouble is that, by dint of having done a lot of much harder math problems as a university graduate, high school math just seems to be second nature and it has become hard to recall or even explain the thinking process behind solving simple problems.

As someone who reads The Daily WTF religiously everyday, I thought I would be less likely to fall prey to Enterprise-hype. How wrong I am! Anyway, last week I pulled a Daily WTF while tutoring math to a girl. It turns out that I showed an Enterprise solution to a grade 8 algebra problem. Here it is:

Tommy’s father is 5 times as old as he is. His mother is 2 years younger than his father. Together, the sum of their ages is 75. How old is each of them?

Having dealt with multi-variable systems of linear equations for so long, my approach was “naturally” to identify the unknown variables and then to translate the sentences into equations:

T: Tommy;s age
F: the father’s age
M: the mother’s age

F = 5T
M = F - 2
T + F + M = 75

Now we do some substitutions:

M = 5T - 2
T + 5T + (5T - 2) = 75

Finally, we solve for T, F, and M:

11T - 2 = 75
11T = 77
T = 7
F = 5T = 5 * 7 = 35
M = F - 2 = 35 - 2 = 33

I thought that this method was already pretty dirty because I haven’t even put the equations into matrix form and used the more formal linear algebra methods that I learned in college (or even the Gauss-Seidel method).

Yesterday I was tutoring the girl again. This is the first thing she said as I took out my pencil, eraser, etc: “I asked my teacher about it and she said your method is completely wrong. She said that you are teaching me stuff that I am supposed to learn only next year so she doesn’t understand why you’re trying to confuse me.” I was pretty shocked and “pwned” was written all over my face. As it turns out, what the girl’s teacher has taught (and was thus expecting) was actually even dirtier:

Father’s age = 5x
Mother’s age = 5x - 2 (since we already know the father’s age is 5x)
Sum of the ages = 5x + (5x - 2) + x = 75 (since we already know the father’s age is 5x and the mother’s age is (5x - 2)
Therefore…
11x = 77 –> x = 7
Father’s age = 5 * 7 = 35
Mother’s age = 35 - 2 = 33

Notice that they don’t bother with things such as identifying variables or substitutions. The whole problem was solved pretty much using only 1 variable from start to end. The reduction in complexity and in number of steps is pretty amusing. I think it was a good lesson (for me).

New Graduate Student for Hire!

Saturday, May 13th, 2006

Exams were over more than a week ago. 3 of the 4 grades are already posted, the only grade missing being that of the capstone project. I can be sure that I’m graduating on time because there is pretty much no way that I can fail the capstone project.

So there you go, I will be officially a new graduate student for hire on June 2, when the graduation approval will be posted.

For those of you who don’t already know, I will be receiving a B.Eng degree in Software Engineering.

I figure that besides actively job hunting through craigslist, newspapers, and whatnot; it would be a good idea to tell you, my dear readers, that I’m for hire, in case I miss some really interesting job out there. For details on my background, skills, and qualifications, you are welcome to take a look at my résumé.

Send me an e-mail if you believe I can be of service to you. Don’t leave comments as I’m afraid the anti-spam plugins may eat them.

Concordia Iron Ring Ceremony 2006

Sunday, March 26th, 2006

After 4 years of blood, toil, tears, and sweat, (most of) my friends and I finally got our iron ring this Friday, March 24th. Having this special symbol of the engineer on the pinky feels great but it’s also difficult to not notice its presence. For instance, washing your hands with the ring on really hurts because it’s pointy and you rub it all over against your off-hand.

I’m not going to talk about the ceremony itself unless there is popular demand.

The evening of celebration was great. After the ceremony and the cocktail, our class of SOEN students went for dinner at La Cabane Grecque. Being part of a small program at university is great because we can go to a restaurant and celebrate with literally all of our classmates, plus some friends. We somehow got two TA’s, Stu and Daniel, to join us. But then again, it’s not so hard to invite Stu as long as we mention “alcohol” - just kidding.

After dinner, it was drinking and dancing at New Town. Ok, I’ll admit it: SOEN guys are not the wildest dancers, with a few exceptions. In fact, the lounge was already packed with other engineering students, so ordering drinks was a feat in itself. In the end, it was more like chilling than dancing but none of us (the guys) seemed to mind. It was still cool though because Fareena joined us for a bit and we even dragged Ahmed to the club downstairs.

I’m getting a bit sleepy and I don’t know what else to write for now. For pictures, please visit the gallery. (God, I look like such a retard when I smile while being drunk.) One of the TeamSuperGood members will post or has already posted a username and password on the SOEN 490 mailing list so you can also upload your pictures.

My Coffee Table

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

After reading Kathy Sierra’s post about her coffee table, I have decided to show off my coffee table, too. Ok, I don’t exactly have a coffee table, but I’ll show you what I have on my desk anyway.

Books

  • Romance of the Three Kingdoms - one of the Four Great Classical Novels in Chinese literature;
  • Book of Han;
  • The Art of War - the original by Sun Zi; probably the best known of the Seven Military Classics; I also have another version with annotations by eleven Chinese historical figures, including the ambitious Cao Cao from the period of the Three Kingdoms;
  • Kong Ming’s Art of War - Kong Ming (Zhuge Liang’s courtesy name) is a great politician, strategist, and tactician of legendary fame from the Three Kingdoms period; many people’s favourite character in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, mostly for his wit, sense of honour, and loyalty;
  • Wei Liao Zi’s Art of War - Wei Liao Zi is not as famous as Sun Zi or Kong Ming, but still a great strategist and political theorist; another one of the Seven Military Classics;
  • Questions and Answers between Emperor Taizong of Tang and Li Jing - another one of the Seven Military Classics;
  • Four Books - the reference for Confucianism;
  • The Heavenly Sword and the Dragon Saber - wuxia novel by Jinyong;
  • The Deer and the Cauldron - another wuxia novel by Jinyong;
  • The Legend of the Condor Heroes - another one by Jinyong;
  • Three Hundred Poems of the Tang Dynasty;
  • Le Petit Prince - (finally some non-Chinese stuff, haha);
  • Technology & the Future - this is actually a required textbook of one of our engineering core classes; I kept it because it is an interesting read;
  • Invitation au latin, 4e - Highschool textbook to learn the Latin language and Roman history; written in French;
  • Invitation au latin, 3e - Despite the number, it is actually more advanced than the 4e.

Please note that I would rather read the Jinyong novels than watching any of these movies: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Hero, or House of Flying Daggers. I consider the Hollywood effect dangerous and harmful to the proper development and preservation of the authentic wuxia genre.

Music

I have so much music that I can’t make an exhaustive list of it, so I’ll just list my favourite artists and albums in general.

Why Asian Guys Can’t Date White Girls

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

Warning: Politically incorrect content.

There goes my life objective… XD

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Yellow Fever

What’s Wrong, K?

Wednesday, February 8th, 2006

Warning: May contain traces (or an abundant amount) of blatant lies. Reader discretion is advised.

The up-front answer to the question above is: I don’t know.

The night before last night I had a dream. In the dream, I was about to graduate from high school. I was riding on a yellow school bus. I was actually happy and looking forward to something as I was riding on the bus. And then the scene suddenly changed and I felt I had gone to the graduation ball; almost immediately the scene changed back to the yellow school bus. Something really weird happened in the middle of the ride: a bunch of guys, armed with baseball bat and still in their highschool uniform, tried to rush in from the rear end of the bus. I somehow managed to grab the first guy’s baseball bat and swinged it at him. I was aiming for his chest but the hit somehow landed on his forehead. For some reason, the hit didn’t break his skull; he only got a scratch. I don’t know what happened afterwards but the invasion seemed to have died off. I was hoping the bus ride would never end and then I spotted this girl who was about to get off the bus. I felt like I knew her and rushed to the front of the bus to ask her for her phone number. She promptly gave me her number and then disappeared. I don’t remember exactly if the dream stopped here or if the bus ride continued on indefinitely.

And then I woke up.

It was time for breakfast so I fumbled my way down the stairs. I looked down on the floor the whole time. At the dining table, mom asked why I’m frowning all the time. And then my dad put in the remark that “nephews resemble their uncles” and that I’m like my eldest uncle (the head of our family business), who frowns all the time and brings down the morale of everybody working around him. Dad said I should not be like him if I want to become a leader. I didn’t know what to say, so I remained quiet and avoided eye contact, as always. And then my parents drove me to the Autoparc (read “bus terminal”), and mom said I should show up more often instead of locking myself in my room, since dad is here on Chinese New Year vacation. (Note to the reader: my dad works in Hong Kong.) Then my dad said that it’s not about whether I lock myself in my room, but rather that it’s about me not telling them anything when things go wrong. Dad proceeded to remark that I seemed to have lost the self-confidence that I had in highschool. During the whole ride I was just looking blankly down at the asphalt road through the side window. What confidence? Stop saying shit about things you don’t know, old man.

As I got out of the car, I could feel the tears at my eyes. I was suddenly reminded, once again, that I have been hating my life ever since the end of highschool. I had to hold my tears back, particularly since I bumped into people I know on the bus. I remained silent during the ride. The story of the day is over at this point. I had nothing to look forward to, and as I expected, nothing special happened, just like every damn day. I went to class and went back home, and proceeded to lock myself in my room like I do everyday.

Now, it’s time to respond to questions and propositions that my friends have posed in the past few weeks, the things that I never responded to on the spot because I simply could not:

Question 1, at Les Deux Pierrots

Chris: “K, talk to her.”

Answer: Talk about what? I have nothing to talk about. Do you want me to just go through the standard routine of “Hey, what’s up,” “how was work,” etc? I have nothing interesting to talk about and I can’t tell what is interesting about other people anymore. The fact that I have ADD doesn’t help either.

Question 2, at McKibbin’s

Kat: “K, why are you so quiet?”

Answer: Pretty much the same as above. Unlike you, Danny, and Matt, I have nothing to say that may interest anybody at the table. I assure you that you don’t want to hear me talk about how Apache Tomcat is troublesome, or how ridiculous the Windows set-up is at Concordia. In fact, the reason I drink beer even though I say I don’t like drinking is because I need a means to keep myself quiet, otherwise I would start talking about things that would bore the hell out of you.

Question 3, at Second Cup

Danny: “K, you should try to go out more, even on your own. Try going to a coffee shop to study instead of staying home.”

Answer: Wonderful suggestion, but my parents want me home.

Question 4, unknown place

Chris: “K, how can you not know about <such and such> series/singer/band?”

Answer: I don’t watch television here. My mom doesn’t understand oral English or French well enough to enjoy it. In fact, even I don’t understand half of what they say on television, though I look like I can speak English and French fluently. I watch Japanese drama and anime instead because they have subtitles that are actually large enough for mom to read. Watching Japanese drama and anime led me to listen to Japanese music instead of English and French, and that’s why I don’t know music around here in Montreal.

Question 5, follow up on Question 4

“Why don’t you watch Hong Kong television instead?”

Answer: Hong Kong television and music in the recent years is pure crap. The acting is bad, the themes are unoriginal, and we have bad composers, bad singers, and bad lyricists.

Hello world!

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

Hello everybody,

Welcome to the new home of SwordAngel and Friends. As I announced yesterday, my Xanga blog is no longer suitable for my needs and I need a full-fledged website. However, I will not remove the old content from the Xanga blog, nor will I bother migrating it here for another two or three months.

I just got the hosting set up for me a few hours ago, so please be patient while I try to customise and expand the site in the next two weeks. The layout and content may change drastically.


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